talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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