bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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