pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
wrigley field is MILF paradise
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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