I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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