dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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