But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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