its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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