It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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