We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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