its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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