Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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