I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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