Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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