So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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