Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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