That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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