dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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