Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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