Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
ok first of all what the fuck
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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