She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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