Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The power of my boobs compel you
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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