I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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