we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How does it feel to date your dad?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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