he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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