Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
