i think i have herpe
just one?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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