Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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