Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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