4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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