ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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