If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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