I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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