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Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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