Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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