just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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