Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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