Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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