I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
