Christians are straight up FREAKS
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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