I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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