suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Drake has all the answers
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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