I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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