Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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