Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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