She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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