yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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