So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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