So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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