its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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