My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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