I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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