she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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