Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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