I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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