I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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