You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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